The Mandalorian knows a few essential truths: 1. Baby Yoda will always be Baby Yoda. Call him Grogu, call him The Child, but he is still Baby and he is still Yoda, and there’s no moniker that you can slap on the cardboard box holding his plushie at the Disney Store that will make little Suzy and Billy and Timmy and Sally call him by any other name. 2. As long as there is a big space monster, Mando shall pull some bullfuckery off to defeat it, even if it’s a literal rocket out of his ass, which, after seeing destruction by kneecap this week, is not far off.3. There’s nothing more satisfying than watching someone beat the living shit out a Stormtrooper.4. Fans always have and always will love Boba Fett above almost all other Star Wars characte… Click below to read the full story from Esquire
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